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not anymore

Post Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 10:12 am


Dooey
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Re: not anymore

Post Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 2:23 pm

I can't help but wonder how big your orca's dick is.

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Re: not anymore

Post Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 3:40 pm



first hit when googling whale dick gave me this gem

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Re: not anymore

Post Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 5:59 pm

That's a pretty big dick.

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Re: not anymore

Post Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 6:40 pm

the whale looks happy though

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Re: not anymore

Post Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 10:06 pm

What you cant see is that dude has his mouth WIDE open.

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Re: not anymore

Post Posted: Mon May 18, 2009 10:52 pm

that guy is totally jacking off that whale for his spermz

HES STEALING IT!!!!!1!1!!!!one!!!1
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Re: not anymore

Post Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 2:19 am

That would be a pretty unfortunate job. I wonder how much you get paid for jerking off animals.

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Re: not anymore

Post Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 4:51 pm

Beetes:
I wonder how much you get paid for jerking off animals.

I can safely say that is something I have never, nor ever will truly wonder...

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Re: not anymore

Post Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 8:47 pm

I unfortunately cant agree with the above statement Sad
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Re: not anymore

Post Posted: Tue May 19, 2009 10:59 pm

A decent amount. My housemates work in on a pig breeding farm, and there are apparently rules the state has about how you can do it so as not to be arrested for animal cruelty or whatever. There's a dude that's got a state certification who comes and does it whenever they make a "sale", so I can imagine even if the pay isn't awesome, at least you have somewhat of a monopoly.

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Re: not anymore

Post Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 12:01 am

I think protocol is that you just kinda hold a giant fleshlight while the male fucks it, cums, and then leaves. Or at least that's what you do for horses.

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Re: not anymore

Post Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 12:30 am

for alpacas they use a fake female alpaca
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Re: not anymore

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Re: not anymore

Post Posted: Wed May 20, 2009 1:21 am

that 5 second film was 8 seconds, I'M FUCKING RIPPED!
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