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Stuff White People Like

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Stuff White People Like

Post Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 3:29 pm

stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/

An excerpt, to prove how amazing this blog is:

"Within white culture, your choice of transportation method says a lot about you. For example a Prius says you care about the Earth, a bicycle shows you REALLY care about the earth, and a bus shows that you are probably not white."

Further:

"As it stands, every single white person on earth either owns, has owned, or is dreaming about owning a Vespa Scooter. And why not? They are Italian, feature vintage design, low emissions, make the rider look more sophisticated, and they carry a little bit of risk. In fact, were it to have a liberal arts degree and a steady income, a Vespa scooter would possess every important quality that a white person looks for in a spouse."

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Re: Stuff White People Like

Post Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 3:47 pm

Also, on "Taking a Year Off":

"Thankfully, there is an enormous opportunity for personal gain. You see, whenever a white person takes a year off it opens up a valuable apartment, job opportunity or admissions slot. Consider it to be the most pretentious form of affirmative action."

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Re: Stuff White People Like

Post Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 4:49 pm

Camping:

Ultimately the best way to escape a camping trip with white people is to say that you have allergies. Since white people and their children are allergic to almost everything, they will understand and ask no further questions. You should not say something like “looking at history, the instances of my people encountering white people in the woods have not worked out very well for us.”


Holy fuck this is good stuff.

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Re: Stuff White People Like

Post Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 5:31 pm

Welcome to years ago, Jack.

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Re: Stuff White People Like

Post Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 5:32 pm

fuck you asian devil

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Re: Stuff White People Like

Post Posted: Mon Aug 24, 2009 5:34 pm

btw I just noticed this, the ! in your black acquaintance's name actually stands for a click.

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